nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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