She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
