I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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