I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
bring money and cleavage
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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