Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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