Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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