She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I love you.
Bad choice
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