And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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