Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He has the fingertips of a God
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