So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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