I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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