I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize