Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
