He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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