Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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