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bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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