whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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