I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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