so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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