i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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