you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
