do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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