youre lurking in front of me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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