I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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