it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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