I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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