I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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