Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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