he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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