is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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