great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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