I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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