I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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