you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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