are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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