I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
