Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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