): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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