What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
