Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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