shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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