How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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