so that wasnt chicken after all
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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