This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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