belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I FOUND THE LEGS
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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