3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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