I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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