I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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