i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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