Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I lost the right to judge tonight
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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