So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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