We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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