hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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