Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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