well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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